i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
