I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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