Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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