its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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