Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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