god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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