You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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