Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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