found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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