I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
PANTIES FOUND
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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