SEEEEXXX PLEASE
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
40s are totally the cure
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
