Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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