She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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