The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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