Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
