Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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