I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she looked like the before picture.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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