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Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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