We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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