I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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