margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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