Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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