Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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