For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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