is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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