we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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