brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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