and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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