I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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