Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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