i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
barbara walters just said penis...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I lost the right to judge tonight
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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