Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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