thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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