Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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