This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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