all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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