People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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