i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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