Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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