The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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