It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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