at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
