can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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