Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Two words: nipple clamps
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