he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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