I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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