Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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