THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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