People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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