On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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