Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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