is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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